Whilst some of you may enjoy organic blackberries (the fruit, not mobile device) from Waitrose all year round, my Gran always told me that blackberry season didn’t officially start until the bird shit started to turn purple (except she didn’t use the word shit. She said ‘poop’ or something similar.) So imagine my delight as I walked down my street this morning and saw this splattering of purple excrement.
Blackberry season has officially started. Enjoy. Just remember not to pick the ones that are low down and potentially covered in dog wee.
it looks like they’ve been ‘poop’-ing in between the salad remains of a kebab
HAHAHA, this made me laugh. Thanks
I noticed (when trying to scrape some off the car) that the purple poo smells of smoothies…
mmm … kebab …
Apparently bird poo erodes car paint. Alledgedly you’re supposed to leave a hot, wet cloth on it for minute, then it comes off like magic.