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For everything else, there’s Mastercard
September 25th, 2007

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We’ve been told we’re being bought by another agency.
We’re really, really sorry, but we’re NOT for sale.

We know this is going to be a big disappointment to many, so in the interest of goodwill we’ve had a root round our agency and found some LOVE stuff that IS for sale. So now you really can own your own bit of LOVE.

Have a look at what’s on offer and see what takes your fancy. Email your bid to info@lovecreative.com before midnight on Friday 12th October*.

All items come signed, with a limited edition photograph of the Partners or a member of staff of your choice (please specify).

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1. Leather Protection Foam (250 ml)
2. Biscuit Stand (great for entertaining clients)
3. Aloe Vera After Sun (in case you’ve been burnt this summer)
4. Plastic Gun (darts have been lost)
5. DM 1460 Boot (Right foot only)
6. Box of Creative’s Pens (black)
7. Ball of String (length unknown)
8. Central Manchester A-Z
9. Spanish Sardines in Tomato Sauce
10. Old pack of Lucky Strike (5 left – unlucky)
11. China Cup and Saucer
12. Extra Hot Peri-Peri Sauce
13. Bottle of Windolene (for Blue-sky thinking)
14. Book – Creative Advertising (recommended)

9 Responses to “For everything else, there’s Mastercard”

  1. chrisg Says:

    Thats my teacup!

  2. Pieman Says:

    Not any more Chris. Get over it.

  3. tim sinclair Says:

    i can’t BELIEVE dave is parting with his sardines - apart from the fact they must be 5 years out of date …

  4. DaveP Says:

    There’s a £200 reserve on my sardines.

  5. Bob Wilson Says:

    You can easily buy LOVE in Manchester, just check that it’s really a woman first, last time I got a terrible shock.

  6. Rob Mortimer Says:

    Id buy the book if I didnt already own it…

  7. Adam Rix Says:

    I might be needing that Aloe Vera you know. Just a particularly strong light bulb burns my very delicate skin.

  8. Ali Tea Leaf Says:

    I want the box of creative pens (black). People keep nicking my pens off my desk. So annoying!

  9. Steve Hallam Says:

    Can I place a bid of £2.27p for the Extra Hot Peri-Peri Sauce. Please can it by signed by Alistaire with love

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