Now we’ve finally managed to offload the football table, we thought we’d launch a new competition, this time of the photo-caption variety.
The winning caption for this photo taken at LOVE HQ today (I’ve no idea why we’re dressing male and female mannequins in the office) will win a LOVE goodie box made up of things we need to get rid of out of the fridge and from round the office.
The competition will close when we’ve received more than 15 entries.
“I can see the baby’s arm but where’s the blood orange..?”
The staff at LOVE got somewhat confused after purchasing a book called “Graphic Design for Dummies”
“Don’t be fooled by the menacing eyebrows, he’s quite ‘armless.”
dress me slowly, i´m in a hurry! and… i have no arms.
Well i’m not gonna get any love juice out of that unless i prick it with a pin
Woman discovers ancient anatomically correct statue of Xerxes in shopping mall.
“No matter how hard Pablo tried, his new t-shirt didn’t impress the ladies.”
Typical LOVE.
“Behold my amazing magic trick the butt clench. Hocus-pocus and my genitalia is gone.”
“Here’s what we think the Tyrannosaurus Rex might have evolved into.”
The pitch for the ‘Jeremy Beadle Memorial Statue’ was thrown into disarray after the fake beard and wig fell off.
why are you laughing…haven’t you seen glorious manhood like this before?
Suddenly it became apparent to the ladies why ‘Ming the Merciless’ had such a hang up about dating!!
Terry and June the mannequin’s are looking very unhappy at the fact they have bought some humans as pets and the cheeky soda have started dressing upin their clothes!!! JESUS!
where should i stick his todger?
Trapped in the mind of a child, the dummy felt uncomfortable with having his round piece of meat on show.
Lady, as she goes to cover him up again:
“I wish he’d stop doing this all the time.”
Mannequin:
“I wish my right arm wasn’t so small.”
i know i said ‘now cough please love’ but that’s ridiculous…
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“my right arm is so small i can’t itch my balls! Wait a minute, who took my balls again?”
Where the fuck are my pants.
i seem to have waxed Jono’s balls off
Sharp Rise In Female Staff Sick Days, As Huge Mannequin Penis Goes Missing.
“Are those Dunlop Green Flash?”
‘How you doin?’
Lets us begin our quest…. who won the caption comp
He was pissed off after finding out that shaving your ball doesn’t make your genitles look bigger
He was a dickless wonder, but seemed armless enough…
“So,Mr Paxman it looks like you won`t be needing anymore M+S underpants.”
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Hahaha, some bulge…hmm…*rolling on the floor laughing my boobs off* hahaha
Unless she could control her hands shaking, Karen was never going to graduate from Rabbi School