Caption Competition
February 27th, 2008
Now we’ve finally managed to offload the football table, we thought we’d launch a new competition, this time of the photo-caption variety.
The winning caption for this photo taken at LOVE HQ today (I’ve no idea why we’re dressing male and female mannequins in the office) will win a LOVE goodie box made up of things we need to get rid of out of the fridge and from round the office.
The competition will close when we’ve received more than 15 entries.
February 27th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
“I can see the baby’s arm but where’s the blood orange..?”
February 27th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
The staff at LOVE got somewhat confused after purchasing a book called “Graphic Design for Dummies”
February 27th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
“Don’t be fooled by the menacing eyebrows, he’s quite ‘armless.”
February 27th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
dress me slowly, i´m in a hurry! and… i have no arms.
February 27th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Well i’m not gonna get any love juice out of that unless i prick it with a pin
February 27th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Woman discovers ancient anatomically correct statue of Xerxes in shopping mall.
February 27th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
“No matter how hard Pablo tried, his new t-shirt didn’t impress the ladies.”
February 27th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Typical LOVE.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:41 am
“Behold my amazing magic trick the butt clench. Hocus-pocus and my genitalia is gone.”
February 28th, 2008 at 11:22 am
“Here’s what we think the Tyrannosaurus Rex might have evolved into.”
February 28th, 2008 at 11:28 am
The pitch for the ‘Jeremy Beadle Memorial Statue’ was thrown into disarray after the fake beard and wig fell off.
February 28th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
why are you laughing…haven’t you seen glorious manhood like this before?
February 28th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Suddenly it became apparent to the ladies why ‘Ming the Merciless’ had such a hang up about dating!!
February 28th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Terry and June the mannequin’s are looking very unhappy at the fact they have bought some humans as pets and the cheeky soda have started dressing upin their clothes!!! JESUS!
February 28th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
where should i stick his todger?
February 28th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Trapped in the mind of a child, the dummy felt uncomfortable with having his round piece of meat on show.
February 28th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Lady, as she goes to cover him up again:
“I wish he’d stop doing this all the time.”
Mannequin:
“I wish my right arm wasn’t so small.”
February 28th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
i know i said ‘now cough please love’ but that’s ridiculous…
February 28th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
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February 28th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
“my right arm is so small i can’t itch my balls! Wait a minute, who took my balls again?”
February 29th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Where the fuck are my pants.
February 29th, 2008 at 1:10 am
i seem to have waxed Jono’s balls off
February 29th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Sharp Rise In Female Staff Sick Days, As Huge Mannequin Penis Goes Missing.
February 29th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
“Are those Dunlop Green Flash?”
February 29th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
‘How you doin?’
February 29th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Lets us begin our quest…. who won the caption comp
March 6th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
He was pissed off after finding out that shaving your ball doesn’t make your genitles look bigger
March 6th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
He was a dickless wonder, but seemed armless enough…
March 6th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
“So,Mr Paxman it looks like you won`t be needing anymore M+S underpants.”
March 7th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
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March 8th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Hahaha, some bulge…hmm…*rolling on the floor laughing my boobs off* hahaha
March 12th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Unless she could control her hands shaking, Karen was never going to graduate from Rabbi School