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oh simon, they’re brilliant! paypal? postage to australia?
How did you know it’s me?
Do you remember when me and you interviewed that student a couple of years back Si? They had that idea in their book. Looks like you’ve done it again!
Funny. Was that the same one who took out a restraining order on you?
No. That was her sister.
How delightfully original.
Just like when American folks came up with the same thing in somewhere in 2006: http://www.kimbols.be/artikels/optiek/black_bar.php
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http://www.stupidiotic.com/information.php?info_id=14
I’d like to put in an order for 16 please, for when my team and I go out on an operation, or for when we’re photographed.
Thanks Johnny. I’ll make sure that ANY money I make from these glasses goes to them/ you. Please also don’t forget to check this site for the same idea – THEY’VE EVEN GOT THE SAME NAME!!!
http://www.scaryideas.com/print/4500/
Oh I feel so stupid – and to think it was only meant to be for fun. You remember fun don’t you Johnny?
I have 10,000 dollars on the credit card. the glasses might make a good place to hide while I try to figure my way out of a complex situation.
I had a dog bennie that had a couple of bites. Alton and Jimmy… don’t invite it ever has or will happen.
I got a chomp and a bite a while ago. It felt like the universe was in shock for a moment. Then I discovered the blood of Chrsit blancing and working things out. Balance and counterbalance. Not eht same dog… not the same people…
I was feeling at the edge of my discipline and wondering what to do… a discipline in love. then it occoured to me that it was just a mirror and a little parody… life in love.
Sometimes I identify with Christ laying back in the boat encouraging them to stop worring about the waves and calming the stom of emotions with a calming word. That time I felt like the guys going wooooo wwwhoooo.hey they boat is rocking we don’t want to parrish… I did not actually complain… i figured it takes a huge level of energy to continue this journey and I am not really able to justify the expense unless I can justify that I can achieve the goal somehow.
I can make cool stuff and build what is necessary so there is a way.
I was baptised in grace… I try to collect in love… they are in grace.
Love did not loose. Don’t invite using witching powers elements ever tried to tread on the blood of children.
They are safe and comfortable under the power of the child’s blood. The big universe stares in with real Karma not getting past the blood for now… it looks longingly at their atnics with a balanced measure for each act…
I don’t belive in Karma, I believe in the love of Christ then balacing on missions to make things right. They have to choose. Love can hold back the Universes Karma for as long as even one believes truely… can spin the whole universe on a point of love.
I feel creative solutions being cooked up in love.
I feel sometimes that they want me to leave. Nope love deep love won’t allow a witch illegally to put one off for long. I am not equiped to handle illegal witching though.
I just try to collect what I am able to in love. The Bill of Right’s stands behind me.
I go in peace trying till the last iota of what love can afford me humbly. Tempers flaired around me… humor cooled them.
Don’t clamp wife elements please to prevent tax collection… a feeling a reflection on TV a presentation to the ciizens of a solution… don’t do the goodies to get the meanies… They promised to return and clean up the land not to destroy it or present it to illegal witches and ghosts that can not face folks face to face…
I make some silly sci fi theoretical solutions to matters in the universe… Let’s see what the next A’s infusion will bring… they are out of my level of maturity and encouraging them and them and standing behind their own interests that I do not recognize yet.
I try in love…
DAW in love…
Love did not loose. they got psychological tools complex. You have to keep willing love as a discipline… these are much more complex mixed reasons..
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