Thats funny. The switch looks like a willy. Thats really funny in fact, and really really clever too. Isn’t it funny when people make things that look like other things? Like this one time at bandcamp, I put mushrooms up my t-shirt and tucked my willy in between my legs so I looked like a girl. The camp leader caught me doing it, then fucked me in the ass hard for 3 hours and called me Jessica, even though my name is Mike. It was kind of exciting though.
My mum has these all over her house. But instead of a short stubby switch, she has longer ones, about 8 inches. They are also made of flesh, and protrude from my fathers trousers, and to be honest, there is only one. Sorry for lying. In fact, I haven’t got a mum. Just a badger called Neil, who likes it up the dirt pipe.
June 9th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
That certainly is odd.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I saw this once, on a rock.
June 9th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
oh lordy, the children the children!
June 9th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Is it me or is there something very very wrong about the placement of that switch?
June 10th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I’m guessing it only looks like that when it’s turned on?
June 10th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Blimey. The girl’s got her hand on it. (splutter)
June 10th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
“I am the resERECTION and I am the light switch …”
thank you, i’m here all week.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Lord, forgive them, they know not what good product design looks like.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
how naughty!
June 13th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Dear God! Er, so to speak.
June 20th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Where can I buy one?
July 14th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Thats funny. The switch looks like a willy. Thats really funny in fact, and really really clever too. Isn’t it funny when people make things that look like other things? Like this one time at bandcamp, I put mushrooms up my t-shirt and tucked my willy in between my legs so I looked like a girl. The camp leader caught me doing it, then fucked me in the ass hard for 3 hours and called me Jessica, even though my name is Mike. It was kind of exciting though.
July 14th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I’d be switching it on and off all day, till my thumb bled and I made mess on the wall. Then I’d rape a donkey. Why? Because I can.
July 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
My mum has these all over her house. But instead of a short stubby switch, she has longer ones, about 8 inches. They are also made of flesh, and protrude from my fathers trousers, and to be honest, there is only one. Sorry for lying. In fact, I haven’t got a mum. Just a badger called Neil, who likes it up the dirt pipe.
July 14th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
And on the second day God said “Let there be light” or children with their hair matted in harry monk. Show me the way father!