We hate goodbyes. But were it not for Emma leaving to go travelling for four months then we’d have never had the opportunity to make this oversized waxing strip as a leaving card. (Emma’s off to Brazil, you see.)
It’s made with 100% authentic human hair that one of the girls in the office collected ‘from downstairs’. We’re assuming she meant the hairdressers that’s two floors below us.
Happy travels, Emma – you’ll be missed by everyone here. But only for a couple of months and then you’ll be back again and we’ll forget that we ever really missed you in the first place.
Taking up Emma’s seat is Gemma. Gemma was top of the CLASS back in October and starts her three months with us today. She’s been freelancing since graduating from Staffordshire last year and is really rather talented. Her superpower is the ability to make everyone instantly warm to her, and her weakness is sweets.
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Looks like the waxing strip of Fatima Whitbread
Good job she wasn’t going to Thailand. What you you have made for her then – some “Big Hands” gloves and a prosthetic Adam’s Apple?
that waxing strip is incredibly disgusting, but also pretty funny