We’re currently in need of an Account Manager.
When we say ‘need’ we mean we need one as soon as is humanly possible.
It should go without saying that you should be nice, calm, organised, blah blah blah… (why do people always say ‘it should go without saying that…’ and then tell you what the thing is that supposedly goes without saying?)
But what it probably shouldn’t go without saying (I’m starting to confuse myself here) is that we’re looking for an Account Manager with experience of international clients who knows design, advertising and digital inside out. Someone who understands it; who knows the history and has ideas for the future. We don’t want someone who by their own admission is “passionate” – we want someone who just gets it. There’s a difference.
Please send CVs to hello@lovecreative.com with “Account Manager Position” in the subject line. Please note, the interview process will not involve 12 weeks of tasks, with 12 other greedy, malicious, backstabbing contestants. It will just involve a couple of cups of tea or coffee. Milk and sugar are also available.

Hey! I’m still looking. Shall I apply?
Awww
It doesn’t feel like a proper interview without 12 other greedy, malicious, backstabbing contestants…
Is this position still open?
Hi Mike. Am afraid it’s been filled. Sorry. We should have said earlier.
Pants! My day was made when I saw this post, but now it’s gone all cloudy and dull because the position has been filled! Boo!