
Now, we’re not talking about this Maurice, and that’s because despite the uncanny likeness to Simon Griffin, this is not his new baby boy. He is in fact, the Secretary and Treasurer of the Toronto Parking Authority. These are pictures of Maurice Anthony Griffin, the beautiful new son of proud parents Simon & Jo Griffin. So congratulations to all involved.



Simon Says:
Born on Thursday 30th April at 0619 weighing 4lbs 15oz.
Jo’s doing fine and is itching to get out of hospital, but will have to wait until the wee man has put on a bit more weight first.
And we’ve also moved home. New address is (hidden – we don’t want stalkers).
If you ever get the opportunity to move house and have a baby at the same time I’d thoroughly recommend doing it. It’s great fun. Honestly.
Hope you’re all well.
Lots of love,
Si, Jo, Matilda & Maurice
x
oh come on… you could at least have shown a picture of the Saatchi boy. Charles was our second choice after all.
so, you’ve had sex TWICE? bastard.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tim. This only proves Jo’s had sex, surely?
I’m not sure my sex life, or my wife’s, should be openly discussed on this blog.
Quite right. It’s only cos we’re lonely jealous masturbators (well, I am anyway – good name for a band though!)
Hope yous and the Space Cowboy are all doing splendid
Aw Simon congratulations! Lots of love to you all.