Nice To Meat You, To Meat You Nice
May 20th, 2009
Other possible titles for this post include:
Meat and Greet
Meat with Approval
Meat your Maker (Actually that doesn’t really make sense)
Meet in the Middle (Nor does this)
Meat One’s Eye (This is rubbish)
Meet the Bill (See above)
Make Ends Meat (You’re an idiot)
Meat the challenge (This has to stop now)
Meat your Match (You’re fired)
Some clever (?) people in the good ol’ US of A have come up with the novel idea of printing your business details onto some beef jerky with a laser. If you don’t know already, beef jerky is:
And here’s the finished product:
If you’ve got plans to set up a new agency this year, and some of the names you’re considering are: MEAT, Beef Studio, ConnectBeef, Cheetham Bell/JWBeef, An Agency Called Beef Jerky, (this is such good fun) TBeefWA, CodeComputerCow, Star-dot-Beef, BeefJL, Moooosic (It’s out of the park!!!) St Beef’s, Beefy Mother (OK… starting to lose interest) then these are the perfect business cards. You can then enter them into D&AD in the Best Use of Beef Jerky category, which I have on good authority will be a new addition for 2010.
Tags: beef, beef beef, beef jerky, beefy, billy beef, bovine, cows, meat.
May 20th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Chop chop!
May 20th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I’ll steak my reputation on them…
May 20th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Well there are plenty of ideas to get your teeth into there… (sorry the best I could come up with before the next round of coffee)
May 20th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
If they have a vacancy I’ll fillet.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
My current cards are a bit girly. Those jerky ones are definitely butcher.
May 20th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Do they deliver? ( sorry, that one only really works if you say it out loud with a Yorkshire accent… )
May 21st, 2009 at 8:57 am
You could always laser print a nice paisley pattern on them and make some curtains?
May 21st, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I saw a similar feature to his on how-moo, or was it cow-do?
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:13 am
At least they didn’t print on the animal’s intestines, that would have been offal.
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:35 pm
i think what scares me more than the fact that such a product exists, is that they used PATRICK BATEMAN as an example!!
[or was that you, simon, with your sick sense of humour.]
now, all i see is the business card scene and human remains. ew.
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I can’t take credit for that – it was the chap above – jason kincaid or something. And Mr Hogg, I believe that last comment has pushed you to the top of the leader board. Congratulations, your puns smell terrific.
May 27th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Jerky cards? You’ve got to be kidn-ey…