Comments on: XXX Factor

By: commercial factoring

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By: Pieman

Pieman — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:32:59 +0000

Hi Jess. sorry, I should have mentioned before we have a strict No-Quoting-Coldplay policy on this blog, but I’ll let it slide on this occassion, since it was (almost).

for future reference, other musicians who should not be quoted on this blog are: Celine Dion, Alanis Morrisette, Hootie and the Blowfish, Duffy, Ray LaMontagne, Damien Rice and The Magic NUmbers.

Before anyone comments, yes, that is pretty much all of my iTunes collection.

By: jess

jess — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:18:49 +0000

(almost) quoting coldplay: “Now the old Goat is dead! Long live the Goat!”

By: andy

andy — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:13:21 +0000

I’m very pleased that you left out what Tim was whistling and what he did with the goat between killing it and eating it…

By: Pieman

Pieman — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:39:03 +0000

*… carries on whistling until he reaches home, kills goat, eats it…*

By: tim sinclair

tim sinclair — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:41:15 +0000

*puts Pun Gun back in the holster, walks into distance, whistling …*

By: Pieman

Pieman — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:24:41 +0000

THANKS TIM for MAKING SURE that everyone NOTICED your GREAT copywriting SKILLS.

And after some fast and furious voting Goat on a Rope has been deemed to be more offensive, by seven votes to three. It shall, therefore be destroyed, and never spoken of again.

By: Graham.Creative.

Graham.Creative. — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:18:40 +0000

Jess, that, I would pay to hear! Any chance of a Youtube version of that?

And Tim, you’re walking a fine line with that joke.

By: jess

jess — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:27:54 +0000

Graham, I can’t get out of my head the “goat and monkey” song like the “I am Weasel” opening song!

By: tim sinclair

tim sinclair — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:53:10 +0000

i HERD Pieman was a nasty man – and i’m not KIDding …

By: Pieman

Pieman — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:17:23 +0000

I can move-move-move any mountain. There- ’tis gone.

By: andy

andy — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:15:10 +0000

A mountain? Offends no-one? How could you Pieman? You heartless, heartless swine. You know fine well that my mum died falling down a mountain…

By: Pieman

Pieman — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:03:13 +0000

thank you Graham. and Jess, yes of course you can vote. This was largely created to cover up my embarrassment and distract from the fact I posted two offensive videos this morning.

By: jess

jess — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:23:09 +0000

Am I suppose to vote in the poll?
If I am, then I vote for myself to leave the house, at least the goat’s Got Galent… XD

no offense intended.

By: Graham.Creative.

Graham.Creative. — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:18:31 +0000

Hi “I’m a Goat” “And I’m a Monkey” “Together we are Goat and Monkey”

Oh yes, the voting…

The act I’m going to be sending off THIS week. Is….

[dramatic pause to be inserted here]

Goat and Monkey.

They put in a stellar performance. Great poise, lovely footwork, and tremendous composure. But like SuBo I fear for their mental health.

By: Graham.Creative.

Graham.Creative. — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:06:11 +0000

I suffer from Acrophobia. And so yes, it has not only offended me, but caused my palms to sweat and hands to shake violently.

Oh hang on, I think that was the final scene in the Shii video that did that.

Panic over.