We recently read in the press that a man accused of a terrible murder has blamed his wrong-doings on the fact that he was once the face to promote Angel Delight (Corking Chocolate Flavour). Thomas Connor, the accussed, states “When I started secondary school, [the pupils] found out I had done some some modelling, my mum arranged it all. Most times I would run away, sometimes out of the door. I was called gay quite a lot.” Which is a warning to us all when we think it may be a good idea to push our loved ones into the limelight in search of fame and fortune… Just think of the consequences.
Police are also hunting the following suspects (Bonker Butterscotch, Stonking Strawberry and Rasping Raspberry) in connection with a series of Post Office robberies in the Wiltshire area. Police have put out a warning not to approach them unless you have a whisk or Magimix Food Processor in your possession.
Maybe this is a new angle for Angel Delight, where young offenders are rehabilitated via the front of Angel Delight packs. Is that a very Liberal thing to suggest?
good idea Dave – they need to be WHIPPED in public …
…and you’re the person to do it, angel.
i’ve told you not to call me that in public, dave …
Isn’t it a bit wrong to put a creamy beard on a young boy?
mmm chocolate cream facial
better get used to it where he’s going
oh and btw the killer is the stonking strawberry kid
I was never a fan of chocolate flavour anyway.
I’m not sure it is the strawberry kid, the chin is wrong, chocolates chin is the right shape. Either way, its a good thing they changed the packets.
Poor Angel Delight, being linked to a murderer. Not good publicity.
Good point Jon. I’ve lost count of the number of instant desserts that have gone to the wall once a murderer got involved.