It’s nearly Easter everyone! Don’t forget to stock up on your LDT LNDR CRT BX D/SDs for friends and family. Lovely to see such well crafted copywriting in this bit of POS:
I will personally buy one for the first person who goes in to their local Co-Op and asks for an LDT LNDR CRT BX D/SD. Would love to hear what response you get.

I’ve told you before guys, it’s those pesky Co-Op communists again. This is Russian for “Behold Illustrious Stalin’s Generous Egg of Plenty. Reduced to Clear.”
Eggactly what does this mean????
… good to see Simon Griffins’ post-Love career flourishing …
G FCK YRSLF TM/ WNKR.
KSS MY BBC!
That was the best job I’ve done in ages until the bloody account handler stuck his oar in.
I’m still quite proud of “£3.00″ though…
Sorry guys, you’re just being precious. It might not be the prettiest communication you’ve ever seen, but the client agreed it was completely on brief!
Is that the same client that recently said they had no idea why their sausage rolls were described as ‘Ambient’?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/telegraph-view/7131248/Co-op-sausage-rolls-lose-their-badly-worded-labels.html
You don’t really have to answer that question Kenny. How’s business? You don’t have to answer that one either. Any other news?