We can proudly reveal that our local kebab house, Hunters is now favorite to be the 1st kebab house to go into space.
Competition has been tough with local rivals Kebabish failing with their launch attempt last week when they tried to send their 3 man team and their rocket ‘Rice&3′ to the moon.
They are currently working on their latest rocket which “will be ready in about 5 minutes” revealed the guy behind the counter.
Best wishes from us all here at LOVE.
I heard Yagders is sending one of their cockroaches into space.
my mate ate so much curry he had to be taken to hospital … he was in a korma for 3 weeks …
The same thing happened to my Nan.
They do a cracking Tarka Masala there. Similar to a Tikka Masala but a little ‘otter…
*listens to Poppadum Preach by Madonna* …
*segues into Pilau round the fountain by The Smiths*…
*decides against This charming naan*
I mixed curry and The Smiths once. In fact…I’m still ill.
*puts on ‘Love me Tandoor’ by Elvis Presley* …
* as Lionel Richie croons, “Aloo, is it me you’re looking for?”*