We’ve got a couple of new starters to introduce.

First up is designer Alan Wardle, who joins us after ten years working in publishing, most recently at Computer Arts Projects magazine in Bath. His specialist skills include being from Newcastle, running the t-shirt empire AnyForty, and spitting fierce rhymes.

Alan dislikes Chris Moyles, but has come to terms with the fact that he kind of looks like him.

Account director Stephanie Rushton spent 16 years in London and Paris before returning home to Manchester. She’s a dab hand at understanding complex Chinese architectural plans, speaking French, and sounding like she’s not actually from Manchester.

Stephanie bears a close resemblance to Uruguayan striker and heartthrob Diego Forlan.

Excellent additions to our lookey-likey gallery. Alan gets an 8/10 for really getting into character, and Steph 9/10 for holding an awkward pose and going with an unflattering doppelganger. Good job, new people.