Other possible titles for this post include:

Meat and Greet 

Meat with Approval

Meat your Maker (Actually that doesn’t really make sense)

Meet in the Middle (Nor does this)

Meat One’s Eye (This is rubbish)

Meet the Bill (See above)

Make Ends Meat (You’re an idiot) 

Meat the challenge (This has to stop now)

Meat your Match (You’re fired)

Some clever (?) people in the good ol’ US of A have come up with the novel idea of printing your business details onto some beef jerky with a laser. If you don’t know already, beef jerky is:

And here’s the finished product:

If you’ve got plans to set up a new agency this year, and some of the names you’re considering are: MEAT, Beef Studio, ConnectBeef, Cheetham Bell/JWBeef, An Agency Called Beef Jerky, (this is such good fun) TBeefWA, CodeComputerCow, Star-dot-Beef, BeefJL, Moooosic (It’s out of the park!!!) St Beef’s, Beefy Mother (OK… starting to lose interest) then these are the perfect business cards. You can then enter them into D&AD in the Best Use of Beef Jerky category, which I have on good authority will be a new addition for 2010.