It seems I have inadvertently upset both Tim, with the rather unnatural behaviour of the goat, and Jess, with the rather sexist spot for Nintendo Shii.

Jess, Tim – I am sorry.

After discussing the matter briefly in the office we have decided to remove one of the posts, and it’s up to YOU to decide which one stays and which one goes. It’ll be just like X-Factor, or Strictly or I’m a Celebrity or Britain’s Got Talent, but REAL LIFE.

So who will you support? Tim or Jess? Voting starts now (ish) and will close at midnight tonight, assuming that someone’s actually voted. In the unlikely event of a tie, we’ll call someone famous and let them decide.